Have you ever been at a loss for words?  Do you want to have an arsenal of lines and comebacks at your disposal?  Are you tired of saying the same jokes over and over again?  Well, unless you have a team of comedy writers or are naturally quick witted, your stuff is going to become lame.  You’ll never be at a loss for words after reading this article.

A lot of you have heard many times, lines never work at the clubs.  I agree to a certain point.  How can they work when it’s the same recycled stuff heard over and over again? It is all about originality. I know one person who used the same line on the same girl two weeks in a row. The girl remembered and called him out on it.  I would have done it a third time just to see what she would say.

First Class Delivery

What you need to do is to come up with your own style.  Not just on lines, but on your whole way of communicating to people.  Ask yourself some questions.  Do you speak only when spoken to?  Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them? Can people understand you?  It is very important to develop a smooth delivery.  Also, style and swagger always help.  You can’t afford to hesitate when talking to people because it will seem as though you are trying to think of something clever to say.  Your responses should be automatic just like a machine gun.  Most importantly, make sure you don’t have bad breath.

Material Girl or Material Boy

Whether you are male or female you need to have a good sense of history, politics, current events, people, and of course intercourse.  Only use the topic of sex as a last resort. You need to say things all people can relate to.  So, it is very important to know a little of everything.  There’s no such thing as useless information.  Read some books, newspapers, and magazines.  Watch a lot of TV.  Start listening to a.m. radio 24 hours.  Any information you can remember can only help you more later. If you don’t have enough time for the above, at least learn about European and Asian cultures.  Try this:  Ask a German person if they have any relatives named Adolf.  Ask an Asian person if they have ever been to "Bangcock".  Ask someone from the Middle East where Palestine is.  You get the idea?

Use it or lose it

You need to find a forum to practice your smart remarks and comebacks.  The AOL chat rooms are the best.  You can use the people in there as your test subjects.  And you could gauge yourself on how people react to what you say without ever feeling like a complete idiot.  Just remember what works and what doesn’t.  And please do not go to the same chat rooms all the time. Mix it up.  People you offend will remember you and will rat you out to everyone else.  Once you get enough confidence in yourself, start working on your friends.  And so on and so on.